x360- Sharpie

Everytime i feel like getting a little bit of attention, i pretend as if i were to write; and then pull out my x360 Sharpie. Then, my whole offices ignores the fact its a 360 sharpie and like that its green. Cant win them all i guess. You know, seeing how i have x360 pens, notepads, sharpies.. it seems as though i could start my own officemax 360. I would be a hit!